I’m going to start
A reverse phone company
I’m going to charge
For every minute on hold
They said hold on
76 minutes ago
We would be valued
At unicorn status
Within the first month
Put me on hold
My time is of value
A dollar a minute
An inconvenience fee
For the disservice you bring me
They’d get a bill in the mail
Hidden fees everywhere
You cause a delay?
A fee you gotta pay
You lost a package?
A fee for the damage
You didn’t provide the service your promised?
A service fee is in order
And when they call to complain
At the inconvenience store
On hold they’ll remain