Team Captain

Turning 30 on your 29th birthday sucks

On my 29th birthday my back started hurting

My knees weren’t the same 

Everything ached 

But I kept playing soccer

Taking advantage of my last “flexible” year in my 20s

At 30, they said, you get injured easier

It hurts more than it should

And recovery lasts longer 

They undersold it

I felt like I needed a cane by 29

I was the oldest player in the team

I’ve been playing soccer since I could walk

And on average the professional soccer player peaks at 24

I’ve been past my prime like those eggs in the fridge you haven’t throw out yet

Because damn, eggs benedict on a Sunday morning with mimosas for brunch still hits the spot

Even if they’re a few days past their expiration date

But I’m no pro and my knees have taken many hits

This one was the last one though

I could hear them say

My knee clashed with the defender’s knee in just the right way that half my leg swung inward and half outward—pop!

I caught myself facedown on the grass, unable to move

The game stopped, my team captain rushed over and I got dragged out of the field

That’s it. So anticlimactic. I know…

I wish I had a story that came down to the last seconds of play for the winning goal or some intense face-off… but no… I’m 30 now, on the inside, and this was my knee tapping out

My team captain told me at the end of the game: 

“I’ll have to put you on the recovery plan”

I said: “No, put me on the retirement plan”

And I’ve been on that plan for two weeks now

In my 20s this would’ve taken 2-3 days to recover

Make it 2-3 weeks now

Iced knee, braced… I could use a cane

That’s when my knee said: “This is your 30s and we’re the captain now”